A guest post by Abhishek

I never knew this diwali would’nt start with a celebration … rather it would start with a mental trauma of 2 hours …… 14 Oct was the day i landed in my city and after a complete day of rest n sleep 15 Oct was the day when i recieved that call from my friend Vivek which i regret recieving…the devil on the other side of the phone asked me to book tickets for the I day matinee show of the Blue film…oops….film Blue….that’s better

As i had a few contacts….courtesy my uncle…..i arranged 6 tickets of the matinee show but then i made a dreadful decision:yes yes i decided to accompany them and have my share of 2 hour torcher….god !!!! what got into me ???

As far as the storyline of this movie is cocerned…the story revolves around a ship that carried the treasure that the britishers decided to return to India,after India’s independence,as a symbol of goodwill..But as this ship was in the middle of its journey the captain of the ship intentionally drowns the ship to get the entire treasure and to establish a perfect example of forgery but ultimately fails and why would’nt he when the director of the movie wants so….

Now the story moves to the world of today….Aarav Malhotra(Akshay Kumar) is a super rich businessmen and Saagar(Sanjay Dutt) is his employee cum friend.Mona(Lara Dutta) is  Saagar’s girlfriend….amazingly….because she always looked like Sanjay’s daughter in the film…..beware sanju baba … your age has started having its toll on you …..

Saagar has a good for nothing brother named Sameer cum Sam(Zayed Khan) who knows how to drive bikes fast and how to start thinking about the family planning after the I meeting with a girl…Nikki(Katrina Kaif) is one more character of the movie,incorporated without any purpose,who Sam falls in love with…

Aarav always tries to convince Saagar to go for the treasure hunt as he knows the ocean better then the fishes…at least that’s what the movie says…but for some emotional reason Saagar keeps turning down his offer with anger.In the meanwhile Sam fails to complete an assignment of a guy called Gulshan(Rahul Dev) who asks him to return 50 million $ for the bag that Sam lost & failed to deliver,as if it contained the crown of queen Elizabeth,failing which Sam would be killed and would loose Katrina which according to me is a bigger loss than life for a guy like Zayed

As expected from Zayed,he runs back to his brother Sameer fearing to be killed but Gulshan somehow follws him to Bahamas and poses a threat to his life there also…which i think is a noble work as he was trying to save us from many more flop films by killing Zayed…but Akki does’nt want to see us happy as he saves Zayed and comes to know about the 50 million $ story.

Now Aarav n Sam both together try to convince Saagar for the treasure hunt.This is the point where the audience comes to know the reason of Saagar’s refusal,the death of his father on the same ship during an under water opeartion where he was also accompanying his father but at last they(all three) decide to go for the treasure hunt and finally succeed to find the treasure but then the curtains are raised from a thundering and unpredictable suspense…ok enough of the crap….the suspense of the movie is not even worth mentioning….when it is revealed the first thing you have to say is:I always knew that !!!!!!

Why to go for this movie:

1.Kylie Minogue…man she is splendid in the song “chiggy wiggy” which is the USP of this film….I also wanna chiggy wiggy with you baby !!!!!

2.Some really cool underwater scenes….that really seem pleasant to the eye….

3.Sanjay’s amazing dance in the song “chiggy wiggy”…… sanju baba seems to be posing a threat to hrithik…..beware duggu !!!!!

4.If you have a lot of money and don’t know how to waste it..

5.If you believe that you are mentally tough and can withstand any mental torcher…..

Why not to go for this movie:

1.If you hold any expectation of seeing a decent movie don’t opt for this one…

2.Go and buy crackers for that money…they would produce a better impact than this movie…

2.You have so many options available afterall…KFC is one of them….