Monday

As usual , I woke up at 9:25 , thanks to the warden who took great care of reminding me that I have got a class to attend . So sweet of him and Hey … why are Sundays not allowed to stay for just one day ??? Mondays Sucks .

Somehow I made it to the class by 9:45 , only to find Mr.HOD confronting the whole class . Wisely enough , I decided to stay at No man’s land . HOD won’t appreciate someone coming in 15 minutes late in informals . HOD left the class after some 10 minutes after threatening the guys with things like “short attendance” , “you will be detained from exams” , “5 marks deducted from GP marks” and blah..blah..blah. We are so habituated to all such threats that we won’t stop bunking at any cost .

The lectures went on as usual until one of the lecturers threw a hand grenade at us . Yeah , an assignment . According to him this assignment was supposed to help us secure very good marks in exams . Ignorance is a bliss , isn’t it ???? Well the last day of submission was Friday , a lot of time to go .

Tuesday

Since HOD warned us the other day that if we bunked even a single class , we will be marked absent for the whole day . Hence we didn’t took any chance and announced a complete day bunk . Yayyy … Sunday arrived early this time .

Wednesday

Hess : Hey Cyber , have you completed the IEPM assignment ???
CM : Are you out of your mind , its due on Friday and we have got still two days to complete it .Leave it , let’s utilise this free time and play Counter Strike . Assignment will take care of itself .
Hess : Btw , have you read the notice board . 5 marks deducted from our internal . Cheers ..!!!

Thursday

X : Everyone has completed the IEPM assignments except us . Lets finish up with this thing .
CM : Gone nuts ??? They have already completed the assignment for us . Now all we need to do is to copy . So easy it is now . We have still got the whole night with us . Lets do something constructive .

2 A.M.

Knock Knock … Knock Knock … Knock Knock …
ZAP : What the hell ?? What do you want ???
CM : Well call it my bad luck . I have run out of the A4 sheets for the time being . Can you lend me a few of them .
ZAP : Run out of ??? You run out of sheets every week ??? Do you even care buying them ???
CM : errrrrrrrr
ZAP : I don’t have any . I also took sheets from someone else .

3 AM

Knock Knock … Knock Knock … Knock Knock …
Sut : Whattttt ???
CM : Well I have collected 5 sheets from random people . If you could only donate one or two , I would be so grateful .
Sut : Huh ..!!!

4:30 AM

***Phew … Finally assignment is done with . Now I can go to bed***

Friday

9:25 AM
Panic … Panic … Panic …
***Stapler … Stapler … Stapler … Has anyone got stapler???***

9:35 AM
***Ultimate !!! No one got a stapler here … I am living in Jurassic Era it appears . Shame on all of you . By the way , has anyone got glue???***