Don’t go by the title . I wasn’t summoned for some freaking interview by the DC . Infact I was tagged by Avada Kedavra to answer the questions fired at me …

Q: When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Well I thought that this planet’s doing great maintaining its co-existence with me . lol . Frankly speaking , I was like ” Damn !!! Subah Subah Kiska Chehra Dekh Liya ” ….

Q: How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

Just 340 bucks … … This recession I tell you …..

Q: What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Mor … Mor = Peacock … India’s national bird ( Yeah you heard right .. Its not Owl .. Its peacock … )

Q: What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

Its the Harry Potter .midi tone … Pretty loud and can be great as a alarm tone …. would assure that everyone in the house is on their toes looking for the device and device owner to thrash apart ….

Q: Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

It appears as if a freak is having immense pleasure in giving me loads of misses …. Neither have I  bothered to respond to him … He is all over my Call Log ….

Q: What are you wearing right now?

Right now I am wearing my spects … Infact I wear them the whole day … My vision is a not that powerful you see ….

Q: Do you label yourself?

Nah .. I have a name … and everyone knows it ( Atleast I think so ) … Anyways , I only label my teachers , no one else ….

Q: Name the brand of the shoes you currently own?

Its a Woodland brand …. My mother acts a bit hysterical whenever she comes across it … She is like ” What has gone into you … These shoes weigh more than your bones , muscles and that small brain  combined ” ….

Q: Bright or Dark Room?

Daaaarkk…. Muhahahahaha ….

Q: What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Both of us share our favorite Harry Potter spell – Avada Kedavra … A jet of green light and ” see you in hell bro ” ….

Q: What does your watch look like?

It looks very pitiful right now … I dropped it from a height of 5 ft. some time back ( not on purpose ) and it went bizarre …

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?

Last night …. I was busy designing a web page + winamp going crazzy + thrusting snacks down my throat + blah blah blah …

Q: What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

” Dear Customer , we confirm the receipt of Rs. 10000 towards your policy no. 06762246 via. cash . From – AD-ICICIPru ” ….. Whoaaaa….10000??? … must be kidding ….. they have been texting me for some time now … I have never bothered to find out …. Trash …..

Q: What’s a word that you say a lot?

There are two words which I use a lot : “Please” and “Sorry” …. Just remember these two words … Aur fir tum Har Manjil Paa Sakoge …. Har Mushkil Asaan Ho jaayegi … Jeet Tumhaari Hogi … Sirf Tumhaari

Q: Who told you he/she loved you last? (Please exclude spouse , family, children)

It was one of my friends … ( apparantly she was given a dare ) … Sadddd !!!

Q: Last furry thing you touched?

Guess who ??? …. My parrot … There ain’t a day when I forget to remind him who the boss is ….

Q: Favorite age you have been so far?

The age I am in right now ….  ….

Q: What was the last thing you said to someone?

Sri Lanka ki Lanka lag gayi ( @T20 final … to one of my friends )

Q: The last song you listened to?

What goes around comes around ( Justin Timberlake )

Q: Where did you live in 1987?

Huh ??? … I was not born … I lived with angels and demons ….

Q: Are you jealous of anyone?

Yeah … I am jealous of  Wolverine … I also want steel claws like that ….

Q: Is anyone jealous of you?

I think Wolverine is … He wants normal clawless hands like me …

Q: Name three things that you have on you at all times?

Locket + Rings ( not the ones from LOTR ) + Spects

Q: What’s your favorite town/city?

Lucknow …

Q: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

Long long back … I don’e even remember ….

Q: Can you change the oil on a car?

Nope.. why would you spill oil on your car anyway ???

Q: Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

Pass

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Nah … I am a complan boy !!!

Q: What is your current desktop picture?

Its a weird pshycho type wallpaper … very dark ( Dark Background consumes less power …  :P )

Q: Have you been burnt by love?

Look at me …. I have turned into ashes …

Everyone who reads this post is tagged by me to complete this tag .