“The students of RKGIT are hereby informed that the third sessionals are compulsory for everyone . Absence in these sessionals will show up adversely in the internal marks (Teacher’s Assessment) ….. SIgned : Dean”

There is a very fine margin between advice and threat when it comes to my college management . All this while they were found saying things like “This sessional is for your own good”…”This is will prepare you for your exams”…“After writing this sessional you will turn into Cindrella” … and suddenly one day they sprung up with this notice.

Imagine a common man , returning to the hostel with a reservation ticket in his hand , conjuring all sorts of plans of packing and never coming back , who suddenly confronts this notice . Won’t will he be shocked , disappointed , petrified , blood thirsty and furious . Obviously he will be .

Only a day back this common man was found mocking all other common men who missed their earlier sessionals and were bound to appear in this one . And now where did he stand ??? Nowhere but on the same stage where the mocking will continue ,  he being the subject this time . 

And as if this was not enough . The next day , a postman , clown , bookworm , teacher’s butter boy , a common studious man was found rushing towards our room with two sheets in his hand . The sheets which looked ordinary and harmless from a distance turned into monstrous pieces of life sucking documents when looked from close . They were one of those  most dreaded assignments , and icing on cake , we were supposed to complete and submit “in person” . According to the yet another verdict , defaulters were supposed to be penalised with low internal marks .

Even if you commit one murder or two , the punishment will still be the same . And whenever such a situation occurs , when you got to choose from these two sets : …….. {studies , exams , assignments } and {bunks , go and get some life , **** exams , here I am coming , Home !!! } ….. the latter always holds the priority and the best argument that stand in favor of the latter is that “Books , studies and exams are only “Moh – Maayas”" …. you just got to remind your stupid heart that ” All izz well .. All izz well ” … even if it is not well , not by miles …… 

P.S. Currently I am blogging from my desktop , which obviously implies that I am home … Yayyyy !!! … and I am bunking my sessionals … and my parents thinks I am back on pre semester preparation leave (though they grew suspicious when I told them I haven’t brought any book and preparation leave isn’t made for studying but for relaxation of our much stressed cerebrum )

P.P.S. Though I sound so brave , I am not . I have started my quest for a medical certificate . Wish me luck .  :devil:

P.P.P.S. I have interviewed recently by this site called Speak Bindas . Read my interview HERE .

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Objective : To become a phantom by taking active participation in college politics and the random dhishoom – dhishoom moments .

Requirements : A college (obviously) , an incident to account for your entrance in the main arena , few experienced phantoms , DC (Disciplinary Committee) 

Theory : If nothing new is happening in your life and you feel an acute need to get into the limelight , the simplest way is to be a part of the dark side of the things . And doing so , you can make an entrance into the mainstage college politics . 

Once you enter this field , you can proudly give yourself the title of “Phantom” .

According to Magical Me , a “Phantom” can be described as a “person who can be expected to be involved in any out-of-the-routine activity taking place in your proximity and have a high probability of having his name on any of the suspension letter that’s generated by the management” .

Entering this field is far more easier than surviving here . Once you are in , you get yourself the attention of other Phantoms those already exist there . Here , every Phantom is alone . You got to make your best efforts to peek your nose in all the matters , fights and even the smallest of the quarrels taking place . Once you are successful in creating an issue out of no-issue and then being responsible for arranging the compromise between the two parties  , you can proudly call yourself a “Phantom”.

During the period of recession , when everything is going as per schedule and nothing exciting is in the air , a phantom always stays focussed and tries to be in the news through miscellaneous activities ( eg. banging others on the pretext of not liking their attitude , giving threats to every second person that comes their way , etc )

Properties Of A Phantom

 

• A phantom always acts as a Godfather for the upcoming Phantoms .
• Once a Phantom is ready to take action , he takes part in the continous struggle to be Phantom No.1 and in the process , forgets his Godfather .
• A phantom always appreciates if someone approaches him for help ( not in studies , ofcourse )
• If you are a phantom , you need to have a bike (on which you can fly)
• Phantoms are rarely seen in the college premises .
• Dhabas = Phantom’s Adda
• Phantoms rarely reside in hostel . They have their own secret den somewhere in the city .
• Whenever a DC is set on a phantom , it is a matter of Pride . Though he makes the best of efforts to escape unsusepnded , by accumulating all the possible sources available .
• A phantom is a phantom’s biggest enemy . 
• Two phantoms having a common foe are the best of friends .

Result : A phantom continues to dominate the political scene until and unless some other phantom forces him to step back .

Precautions : Phantoms are non volatile and can be highly inflammable on disturbing . Maintain extra care while approaching .

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First of all , wishing all of you a very happy new year….. …. I know that I am late by 5 days but the practical exams forced me into this situation ….. that’s a genuine excuse….isn’t it ?? ….

2008 ….. last year appeared to have passed away in a hurry …… and now I sit back recollecting how my last year turned out for me…… third semester …… did I enjoyed it….. yeah I did … enjoyed it to the fullest ….. and never noticed how quickly the sem flew away …… third sem is over ….. and so is the year 2008 …..

Here stands a brand new year ….. a brand new starting ….. a new beginning …… but what is my new year’s resolution ….. I haven’t given any thought to it…… and now when I come to think of it …. I wonder what it could be ……. And what about my new year’s resolutions ….. well I managed to list down a few…..

1. I would never engineer any rocket in the class this year ….. so that none of my fellow engineers could put it to any constructive use …. i.e aiming a head shot of professor …. (my apologies to all the victims this year) …..

2. Inspite of the completely messy food of the hostel mess , I will try my level best to cut down on my expenditure that arises as a result of my visits to the dhabas and restaurants ….. (I just need to remind myself again and again…….mess food will not kill me … mess food will not kill me … mess food will not kill me …)

3. We are supposed to follow dress code in the classes ( yeah……. our management thinks that uniform has some black magic in it which would make us disciplined ……. ) …….. I would try to provide full justice to my college uniform ….. will wear it atleast once in a month …..

4. I would not install any keylogger or malicious javascript in anyone’s computer in order to hack someone down ….. I would cut down the time I spend online ….. no longer 24 x 7 ol ….. 22 x 7 will b fine…… ……

 

5. Unlike last semester where I didn’t submitted even a single assignment ….. I would surely submit a few assignments this time around …. And will not bunk the classes that frequently ……. I don’t want to get detained again…. ….

 

 

No more late night chats …… wake up early …… behave like a human and not like an owl……… Sounds good ….. don’t they ….. but I would be very lucky if I could successfully follow even a single one of those resolutions ….. resolutions are made to be broken……. …… at that note , I would like to add one more to that list ……

I , certify that I would abide by all the resolutions I made this year …… In case any of the resolutions is not followed sincerely , an attempt to follow the same will be made next year or in the consequent years to follow …….

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