You know what was the worst thing that happened with my room neighbor last fortnight ???

He studied days and nights for the sessionals , slept late , woke up early and gave up on all the possible means of entertainment . To sum it up , he was no sports for those three days and was no better than a living dead . And just the night before the sessional , this news came . We could see it coming for past one week and knew it would happen sooner or later , only that we were not certain about the exact date . The college was closed for the next one week and the hostels were supposed to be shut down within one day , courtesy to “Swine Flu” .

The things built up very nicely that night . As usual , Mr. Nerd was having his private meeting with the books and I was preparing for the next day , when I was supposed to start the preparation for exams  :P   . Right then , a news was spreading very rapidly all over the hostel . A final year guy was tested positive for H1N1 and was sent for a re-test .

We were speculating a reaction from somewhere when a messenger junior came to my room and asked to make my way to the ground . Apparently someone organized a gathering in the ground and within minutes the mass started moving towards the warden’s room . I doubt if warden didn’t considered it a nightmare when he saw around 300 students gathered outside his room at 2 in the night . Immediately chairman was informed and a notice was circulated everywhere . College was closed and sessionals were postponed .

I am still not sure whether it was a fear of H1N1 or the exams that initiated this movement . I guess it was more out of exams than H1N1 . Going by the students’ psychology , they would choose H1N1 over exams anyday . Next day , everyone was home and that too , with an official reason .

“Mom !!! I prepared so hard for the exams and never wanted them to be postponed . But the management didn’t left us with a choice . They all are such bullies  :(  ”

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“The students of RKGIT are hereby informed that the third sessionals are compulsory for everyone . Absence in these sessionals will show up adversely in the internal marks (Teacher’s Assessment) ….. SIgned : Dean”

There is a very fine margin between advice and threat when it comes to my college management . All this while they were found saying things like “This sessional is for your own good”…”This is will prepare you for your exams”…“After writing this sessional you will turn into Cindrella” … and suddenly one day they sprung up with this notice.

Imagine a common man , returning to the hostel with a reservation ticket in his hand , conjuring all sorts of plans of packing and never coming back , who suddenly confronts this notice . Won’t will he be shocked , disappointed , petrified , blood thirsty and furious . Obviously he will be .

Only a day back this common man was found mocking all other common men who missed their earlier sessionals and were bound to appear in this one . And now where did he stand ??? Nowhere but on the same stage where the mocking will continue ,  he being the subject this time . 

And as if this was not enough . The next day , a postman , clown , bookworm , teacher’s butter boy , a common studious man was found rushing towards our room with two sheets in his hand . The sheets which looked ordinary and harmless from a distance turned into monstrous pieces of life sucking documents when looked from close . They were one of those  most dreaded assignments , and icing on cake , we were supposed to complete and submit “in person” . According to the yet another verdict , defaulters were supposed to be penalised with low internal marks .

Even if you commit one murder or two , the punishment will still be the same . And whenever such a situation occurs , when you got to choose from these two sets : …….. {studies , exams , assignments } and {bunks , go and get some life , **** exams , here I am coming , Home !!! } ….. the latter always holds the priority and the best argument that stand in favor of the latter is that “Books , studies and exams are only “Moh – Maayas”" …. you just got to remind your stupid heart that ” All izz well .. All izz well ” … even if it is not well , not by miles …… 

P.S. Currently I am blogging from my desktop , which obviously implies that I am home … Yayyyy !!! … and I am bunking my sessionals … and my parents thinks I am back on pre semester preparation leave (though they grew suspicious when I told them I haven’t brought any book and preparation leave isn’t made for studying but for relaxation of our much stressed cerebrum )

P.P.S. Though I sound so brave , I am not . I have started my quest for a medical certificate . Wish me luck .  :devil:

P.P.P.S. I have interviewed recently by this site called Speak Bindas . Read my interview HERE .

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Based on a true incident

The first lecture in the morning was of Prof. Subramanyam , one of the most , if not the most boring lecturer in the institute . Whether he used to address the students or keep mumbling to himself was still a big mystery . The 55 minutes of his lecture were nothing less than slow poison . As soon as the attendance part was over , students used to wait for him to turn his back towards the class , and there goes a complete row out of the auditorium .

Raman (name changed), with his friends entered the auditorium , only to find the first two rows occupied the ever so studious girls . The boys knew that occupying the third row would be nothing less than a suicide . So , as a sign of generosity the boys occupied a row somewhere in middle and left the rows in between for others . Few moments later , there came another bunch of students . They appeared to be even more generous . They occupied the very last row , leaving even more room for other students .

But expect the unexpected , the next creature to enter the class was professor himself . It looked like a mass bunk was planned and a few unlucky ones were left uninformed . The professor took the podium and looked at the class .

Prof : The structure of the class looks a bit strange today . Don’t you all think so ?

No one said anything . The professor continued …

Prof : The front row looks to be made up of students following the ideology ” We don’t know anything and we want to learn everything” .

Prof : The last row looks to be made up of students follwoing the ideology ” We know everything and we don’t want to learn anything ” .

Prof : But the part that’s a bit strange for me is the middle row . I can’t make out what kind of students this row is made up of .

Raman , without giving a second thought , replied ” Sir , neither do we know anything , nor are we interested in learning anything . “

Professor was stunned at the reply . The whole class was looking at him . The poor guy was suspended for one month . Once again someone paid a price for being honest . Please hold a silence of 2 minutes for that brave guy . 

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