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Objective : To become a phantom by taking active participation in college politics and the random dhishoom – dhishoom moments .
Requirements : A college (obviously) , an incident to account for your entrance in the main arena , few experienced phantoms , DC (Disciplinary Committee)
Theory : If nothing new is happening in your life and you feel an acute need to get into the limelight , the simplest way is to be a part of the dark side of the things . And doing so , you can make an entrance into the mainstage college politics .
Once you enter this field , you can proudly give yourself the title of “Phantom” .
According to Magical Me , a “Phantom” can be described as a “person who can be expected to be involved in any out-of-the-routine activity taking place in your proximity and have a high probability of having his name on any of the suspension letter that’s generated by the management” .
Entering this field is far more easier than surviving here . Once you are in , you get yourself the attention of other Phantoms those already exist there . Here , every Phantom is alone . You got to make your best efforts to peek your nose in all the matters , fights and even the smallest of the quarrels taking place . Once you are successful in creating an issue out of no-issue and then being responsible for arranging the compromise between the two parties , you can proudly call yourself a “Phantom”.
During the period of recession , when everything is going as per schedule and nothing exciting is in the air , a phantom always stays focussed and tries to be in the news through miscellaneous activities ( eg. banging others on the pretext of not liking their attitude , giving threats to every second person that comes their way , etc )
Properties Of A Phantom
- A phantom always acts as a Godfather for the upcoming Phantoms .
- Once a Phantom is ready to take action , he takes part in the continous struggle to be Phantom No.1 and in the process , forgets his Godfather .
- A phantom always appreciates if someone approaches him for help ( not in studies , ofcourse )
- If you are a phantom , you need to have a bike (on which you can fly)
- Phantoms are rarely seen in the college premises .
- Dhabas = Phantom’s Adda
- Phantoms rarely reside in hostel . They have their own secret den somewhere in the city .
- Whenever a DC is set on a phantom , it is a matter of Pride . Though he makes the best of efforts to escape unsusepnded , by accumulating all the possible sources available .
- A phantom is a phantom’s biggest enemy .
- Two phantoms having a common foe are the best of friends .
Result : A phantom continues to dominate the political scene until and unless some other phantom forces him to step back .
Precautions : Phantoms are non volatile and can be highly inflammable on disturbing . Maintain extra care while approaching .
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Pre Exam Post : Just one day stands between exams and me .
Voices are telling me “Difficult Times Lie Ahead” .
Ever since the first semester , there has always been one or the other victim of UPTU’s famous marking scheme . I hope I am not “The Chosen One” this time . And to escape that , I need to seriously start studying .
Since I was unable to come up with anything but my pre-exam scares , I decided to post this for the ROFL LMAO LOL challenge …. 
Posting for The Great LOL Challenge
<harsh> I have a story to tell.
<harsh> Regarding my previous comments about the ghost.
<harsh> So I notice the ridiculous numbers of stories coming up about the ghost .
<harsh> I go to investigate.
<ghost#1> wait what ??
<ghost#2> You whaaaaa?!?!
<harsh> I decide to ask the ghost who he was.
<ghost#1> Booo…
<harsh> seriously !! jokes apart
<ghost#1> candyfloss + butter + some sticky substance + Cook at 1,000,000,037.958 degrees + a grape or two + a pinch of salt = Magical Me ..
<harsh> Huh !!!
<ghost#2> don’t interrupt you good for nothing human
<harsh> Don’t call me human .. err .. I mean , not in that tone .
<ghost#1> A ghost in need is a ghost indeed.
<ghost#2> we will rock you
<harsh> for God’s sake , go to the graveyard , the living room of the dead . Leave my room .
<ghost#1> I are atheist . I won’t go .
<harsh> both of you is being really stupid .
<harsh> I swear both of you look a creation of photoshop .
<ghost#1> All humans are like you or you is a special brand ?
*Drawing near …..*
<harsh> “hey! stay! stay there! stop moving!”
<ghost#1> *beep*
<ghost#2> *shlump*
<harsh> Hahahahaha . That’s really a terrible name .
<ghost#1> you chilled out yet ?
<harsh> you seem to be quite pissed off and aggressive .
<ghost#2> don’t count on him recovering overnight .
<harsh> what ?
<ghost#2> You are dead .
*Some scary background music began to play ….*
<harsh> I call 100 cried SOS but they decided to be real slow
*Dawn came to ghost’s my rescue .*
<ghost #1 + #2> We will be back . Next semester . We is not afraid of you . We will be back . Back to deal with your torments … err … torment you . You will be Vikram . I will be Betaal . LOL …
<harsh> ghost – -; ghost – -;
Courtesy : Googled Images + Photoshop
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