“The students of RKGIT are hereby informed that the third sessionals are compulsory for everyone . Absence in these sessionals will show up adversely in the internal marks (Teacher’s Assessment) ….. SIgned : Dean”

There is a very fine margin between advice and threat when it comes to my college management . All this while they were found saying things like “This sessional is for your own good”…”This is will prepare you for your exams”…“After writing this sessional you will turn into Cindrella” … and suddenly one day they sprung up with this notice.

Imagine a common man , returning to the hostel with a reservation ticket in his hand , conjuring all sorts of plans of packing and never coming back , who suddenly confronts this notice . Won’t will he be shocked , disappointed , petrified , blood thirsty and furious . Obviously he will be .

Only a day back this common man was found mocking all other common men who missed their earlier sessionals and were bound to appear in this one . And now where did he stand ??? Nowhere but on the same stage where the mocking will continue ,  he being the subject this time . 

And as if this was not enough . The next day , a postman , clown , bookworm , teacher’s butter boy , a common studious man was found rushing towards our room with two sheets in his hand . The sheets which looked ordinary and harmless from a distance turned into monstrous pieces of life sucking documents when looked from close . They were one of those  most dreaded assignments , and icing on cake , we were supposed to complete and submit “in person” . According to the yet another verdict , defaulters were supposed to be penalised with low internal marks .

Even if you commit one murder or two , the punishment will still be the same . And whenever such a situation occurs , when you got to choose from these two sets : …….. {studies , exams , assignments } and {bunks , go and get some life , **** exams , here I am coming , Home !!! } ….. the latter always holds the priority and the best argument that stand in favor of the latter is that “Books , studies and exams are only “Moh – Maayas”" …. you just got to remind your stupid heart that ” All izz well .. All izz well ” … even if it is not well , not by miles …… 

P.S. Currently I am blogging from my desktop , which obviously implies that I am home … Yayyyy !!! … and I am bunking my sessionals … and my parents thinks I am back on pre semester preparation leave (though they grew suspicious when I told them I haven’t brought any book and preparation leave isn’t made for studying but for relaxation of our much stressed cerebrum )

P.P.S. Though I sound so brave , I am not . I have started my quest for a medical certificate . Wish me luck .  :devil:

P.P.P.S. I have interviewed recently by this site called Speak Bindas . Read my interview HERE .

After working on localhost for some two months now , learning the very basics of My SQL , php myadmin and Apache web server , I have finally made the transition to my own domain . And what a timing it was when I took this domain . I logged into cpanel on the eve of my final “do or die” sessionals . And as soon as I saw the dashboard , everything else was secondary .

Installation of wordpress required configuration of database . And in the process , the paper of DBMS was destined to suffer ( that by no means suggests that I scored a T – T for Troll in the paper ) . Practical is more important that theory . Isn’t it ? My professors don’t seem to agree though . They always seem to repeat the same question , “Why…Why…Why…Why Can’t You ??? ”

Importing the posts from wordpress ( Magical Me ) and blogger ( Dark Horizon ) , editing the themes ( playing with the php scripts ) , installing the plugins , registering the blogs with every other site and updating my profiles took a lot of time . Result : Bunked 3 sessionals out of 5 . Cool na ??? And now got to extract some valuable time out of the preparation leave for convincing the teachers that it was not due to insincerity , but was the serious mental breakdown I was going through after the allotment of The Haunted Room . More than enough excuse to escape through

I never planned to bunk 3 sessionals , I aimed only at 2 of them . But it was some ETV news that was responsible for spreading the rumor that the semesters were postponed till 22nd of May . This news created a joyful vive all across me and in the efforts to pack my bags and search for the available trains I missed one of my sessionals . Sadly , I could not make it to home on 30th . I was planning to implement section “49-O” by exercising my right to not to vote for anyone . But it was not to be .

Semesters are not postponed . They are starting from 11th of this month . And now I am supposed to shut down my laptop and grasp some of the most valuable theoretical knowledge that my parents are paying fees for . But the semesters don’t imply that I am taking a break from blogging . There is no stopping my senseless talks . I will be right here to criticize the people who framed the question paper .

echo “Demon Of Examination Is Back”;

Semester schedule is out …… The torture begins on 12th and is scheduled to continue until 27th……marked by a respite of few days in between…….. the time is ticking away , and with every passing second exam fever is creeping in …….and all those senseless questions continue to buzz across my mantle …..

Why the hell do we have exams??? ….. is that the only alternative to test our skills ??? …… are the professors qualified enough to test us??? ……

While most of the students are praying for a doomsday on the very day , I just keep wondering how third semester has gone by in a ziffy …… and now here we are ….. with the exams staring down on us ……. Sessionals starts on Monday , and here I am updating my blog …… my condition reminds me of a sms i received a few days back …… it said that “though we have a lot of time to study , but still we postpone everything for the last day …… because …….samundar ke sukoon se hume inkaar nahi …… magar tufaan se kashti nikaalne ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai“ …….. well said indeed……..we resemble a lot like rockets …… it doesn’t take off until its tail is on fire….. ……..
Somehow I have managed to keep my attendance 75+ …… and I am in a need to score really high in order to secure good internals ……. That’s the order of the day …… not to mention that exams sucks …… see you all after the sessionals …… wish me best of luck … ….sayonara…….