Well the exam season is on. That’s very obvious by the flurry of rantings and blabber all over my wall (or should I say timeline, Yes O Yes .. Facebook has finally moved on to the timeline. It’s been a hard journey for him and I would have loved to explain how beautiful Timeline appears to be and how painful moving on actually is, but I got much more important things to tell you right now). So, going by the Newton’s fourth law of apathy and the worldwide survey done by our very own very talented psychiatrist Prof. Sybill Trelawney, most of the spammers students rant about their exams for the following three reasons :-

Bookworms :- Well isn’t it very obvious why they do so? Come on, all they want to portray to the world is that, like any other normal two eyed, two eared and one nosed student, they also have a LIFE and are also sick of exams and are allergic to the books (notebook, handbooks, slambooks, reference books and all kind of books) and like any other normal student they also resort to faceBOOK to tell everyone how atrocious it has really been.

Well no offense meant to anyone. Anyways, I don’t think this was needed coz any nerd won’t come over to my blog and even if   he comes, he won’t leave the F word on my blog, just for the fear of being segmented into this very category. The author here is so sure of all this because he has also been a nerd in those old, golden and careFULL days of his.

 

AAM (Mango) Students :- Well if you think that the bookworms were misleading the world by their status updates, here is a segment which itself is being mislead by everything that’s going around them. These are the people who wake up just in time and brush their teeth everyday. These are the one who attend the classes but only for the sake of attendance and due to the superstition that attending classes would lead to an increase in their knowledge. They resort to this just for the sake that everyone is doing so and they don’t want to be left out.

 

Defaulters :- Now this is a bunch of guys everybody knows, and majority of them for the wrong reason. Life is a party for them at the start of the session. They booze, party and do all sort of stuffs that I don’t like to mention here because of space and time constraint and because of the fact that it would mean digressing from the topic, which actually is a bad thing to do, because any kind of digression in any area whatsoever is only taking you away from your goals, and I don’t think that I need to remind you how harmful digressing from your goal can be for you. If you still don’t know what I am talking about then visit this link on Cyber Mafia’s Handbook on “How to do a SWOT analysis of your SPELTE technique” . Well the link was broken and it was just a practical way to show you how digressing from the topic and clicking on alien links can lead you to do the awesomeness of nothingness. And nothingness comes out of ……………….

Well Well Well … coming back to the topic these kinds are the most digressed honest.

They do these updates because they really mean it. They are the one who have carried the burden of mammoth schedule in the end of the session, just to cover up the attendance. These are the one who become a part of the carom board and are passed on between the professors and the Dean Academics in their leisure time. Finally they somehow get the permission to appear in the exam, and when even after trying to study for minutes and minutes, they don’t seem to go anywhere, they resort to facebook. They do it primarily for the sympathy of others and their is no hidden motive of appearing to be cool or other shit stuff like that. Every like and every comment on their status gives them a boost to hold on.

 

 

Now if we are done with the prologue, let’s come to the main part of the play. But before that it’s an earnest request to the first two kinds that they don’t read any more. This tutorial is for needy and not for greedy.

Disclaimer :-

• Don’t listen to how Newton or Einstein or Heisenberg or Sunny Leonne criticize this handbook. They all are sheer jealous of it.
• The user holds all the responsibility for all the consequences and won’t be responsible for any damage done.
• Keep it. Worship it. Treasure it. It’s the ultimate source of knowledge and inspiration. One ring to Rule them all.
• You won’t find a more concise and more accurate tutorial anywhere. These few words will release you from all the tension and you can continue to be the rockstar of a person that you have always been, even on the doomsday eve of exam.

 

All that you need to know is that >>>>>>>>

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P.S. If you are not a defaulter and you are still reading this, you will be tormented in the fires of hell for the next 1700 incarnations, unless you share the link of this post on your wall/timeline, like this post and leave a comment below, post which you will be treated by a good news in 12 hours and you will be kissed by your crush the next day

P.P.S. If you are a defaulter. Man, seriously, you should have studied but since you have wasted so much time reading this post, you don’t care about studies and passing anyways

P.P.P.S. Magical Me is expanding. We are recruiting right now. Drop your resumes and your credit card details in careers[AT]magicalharsh[DOT]com.

 

Hey folks … Look who is back …    … Missed me all this while ???? … C’mon speak up …… lol .. So I am going to presume that you did miss me ….

Okay .. Enough of prating … There was a reason behind my absence for so long ( though I kept apparating back and forth at fixed intervals ) …. I was , somehow , under the impression that I need to alienate myself from anything and everything that could act as a means of distraction in the so called laborious process I was undergoing …. But its better to live a short life on an island than die a centurion in a cave …. Thanks to some serious advice I was given , I have understood  that in order to taste the success , I need to love the process … the every tit and bit of it … the very gist of it … and stop treating it as a burden rather than something engrossing …. And guess who was the one behind this golden advice …. None other than my alter ego … 

So here I am … Many things have changed since we last met … This interval was nothing different from the usual “Life” … Marked by many ups and downs … Peaks and valleys all the way through … Many faces unveiled … Many misconceptions cleared … And most importantly , a hell lot of new people in my life ( yes you , all of my “bootcamp” friends ) …

Once out of the school , I never thought I would experience any such thing as Summer Camp ( though the CL faculty termed it as a “Boot Camp” ) … The classes were scheduled from 9 to 7 .. for 21 days( I know that makes you say things like OMG and WTFH .. ) … Same was my reaction … How the hell these 21 days will pass …. Jai sir had a logic behind all this … According to some XYZ medical research , if you do a particular thing for 21 days in continuum , it becomes your habit …. And obviously , he was trying to assimilate this stuff called “studies” into our routine … Fair enough ..!!!

As it turned out , I never knew how these 21 days flew away … very much like everything , it ended before it hardly started … Amidst the quantitative aptitude , we were adding up the people in our friends list ( not virtual , but real ) …. Amidst all the verbal ability , we were having the time of our life interacting with each other …. On one hand , we were inculcating the basic skills required for interpreting data , and on the other , we were mocking away all our worries in air … The logical reasoning never appeared to be so logical until then ….. Learning can be fun .. yes it can surely be .. And this is what Jai sir knew perfectly well …. He knew , all the way , what he was doing and boy did he do it well …!!!!!

The process which appeared to be intolerable at the inception , turned out to be a roller coaster ride in the end …. A ride with a lot of twists and turns … Twist was when I found out that I have a crush on someone … Turn was when , later , I discovered that she was already in a relationship ( :heartbreak:    ) …. And guess what … One of my batchmates bet on the fact that I would not skip coaching even if someone offered me a free movie …. lol … Turned out that she lost the bet and I won a free tour to the nearby theater .. Looks can be quite deceptive you see …. I might fare well in the tests but that doesn’t go ( by a long way ) to show that I am a book worm ( though I admit that I was one , once ) …. Anyways , a free movie is a free movie … Lady Luck … Keep showering these fortunes over me ..

Now on a serious note …. CAT is approaching … and that too very fast …. There is a positive plus a negative aspect about my preparation , as of right now  …. The negative aspect is that I am lagging behind in few areas … And the positive aspect … The positive aspect is that I know that I am lagging behind in few areas    …. I just need to buck up and see it through right until the very end …. Its a hard nut crack … But some things in life come without a shortcut , this being the one  …

This is the time of the year when you could find every second person whispering the same few things again and again ….. ” Can’t believe this day would come so quickly ” …. ” Time really flies so rapidly ” …. ” I’ll miss this place , these guyz , all the fun , stupidity and not so substantial yet so memorable moments we spent together ” …..

Reason being the end of yet another academic year …. An academic year which was nothing less than once in a lifetime experience for me …. Infact all the three years I have spent doing this funny , mysterious and awesome course have contributed in building up the most memorable period of the god-so-damn funny and complex life of mine ….

There are few things which always remain the same …. One of those things is the sheer pleasure which we extract in mocking the guys of the tougher branches while they concentrated hard in understanding the mechanics of gears or the complex procedure of switching and stuff ….. I always knew that making a jump from ECE to CSE was a wise decision …. But what I realized of late was that it was a decision which has virtually changed the way I looked at engineering …. Everything is so so so very easy if you are a computer science guy …. Just few hours of studies , and you are deemed to score more than an electronics guy who has spent sleepless nights trying to understand microwaves and antennas …. …. CS totally rock …

Apart from studies ( if there was any ) , the frequency of late night parties and night outs has surely increased over the past two years ….. When I completed my first year I thought that the best part of my college life is over …. But second year was even more exciting …. and third year had still more of it to offer …. Thats precisely the reason I am so looking forward to the next session …. the session which I am sure I will never ever forget ….

Life comes in various shades … So does every second , every minute and every day of our life … You never know when the curve on your lips can flip …. You never know what the next moment has in store for you …. I was no exception to this fact …. There came a period in this year when I was completely shaken from the very roots …. I seriously never thought that I would ever be able to come out of “that” thing …. It was the most ugliest phase of my life so far …. But every cloud has a silver lining …. And this is not a saying …. Its a scientifically proved fact ( read manuals for the proof by iteration …. lol ) …. Anyways , the reason I say this is because this was the very incident which helped me evolve , taught me a few lessons and most important of ‘em all ….. I got to know that I have got so many gems as my friends , which I am sure will always stand by me , no matter what …….

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And guess what …. the entire session has gone by and I am still wondering what was the reason they tagged the room I was allotted as “The Haunted Room” …. Goodness me …. I was so eagerly waiting for Mr. Ghost for a special appearance …. But he never came ….  People say that the room was too small to accommodate two ghosts …. I suspect that they might be correct …. At last , I was the last ghost man standing …. Yayyy … I won … I guess I was deadlier , in the end  !!!

Now I am back at home …. But for the first time in three years , I am not very excited to be back home …. As a matter of fact , I never wanted to come back …. Infact , most of us didn’t …. The reason behind this abnormal behavior can be credited to our beloved seniors …. Three years we had been together …. and its a time long enough to form a special bond with someone ….

They told us many secrets about this awesome college of ours …. They told us how and why Sagar Bhaiyya was to be remembered in case of a power cut …. Why it was necessary to go from single to committed within the first year itself    ( now or never kind of a thing … …. Life is a race … Be quick … or all the good girls will be taken ) …. Though I still oppose the way they exploited us to complete their assignments …. But still we owe a lot to all the support they provided us with ….

Now when I bid them a farewell …. I know that though we will still be in contact …. But we are not going to meet each other at every random place in the campus …. Now the meeting will be scheduled and once in a while …. The “good morning sir” which was a sign of fear in the first year , has eventually turned to respect …. And I will surely miss them all …. If you are reading this , I just want to say that I love you all …. and will dearly miss you …. Wish you all the best for the next phase of your life ….

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The rooms of the final year hostel has been allotted according to the merit …. Bad luck … … I am stuck with all the studious and introvert guys in my lobby …. I can assure you that there will always be a pin drop silence in presence of this guys …. Scoring high in exams can sometimes be harmful as well … … Got to find some way out of this bookish company that I have been forced upon ….

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Yaar majaak majaak me final year aa gaya …. Still can’t believe that we all are super seniors now …. C’mon guys … This is our domain now …. We are the most experienced and most powerful … …. Enjoy every moment henceforth …. coz time flies …. and it will not be much long when all of us will find bidding each other goodbye …. and entering the ruthless competitive world , trying to leave a mark of our own …!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!