Well don’t go by the title and take me for one self obsessed brat (that doesn’t mean that I am not one ) … The reason behind this “can” be attributed to this tag which I have picked up from Scorpria. Here I am doing a tag after a pretty long time, so please bear with me.

So here are the rules:

1. Every phrase needs to be completed with three answers about yourself

2. That’s it. Oh…post it an tell a few people, so they’ll know they’re in for some laughs

I am

• an illusionist, who could force you to believe in things you won’t ever believe that you believed in   … Believe me
• a bonafide example and proof of the very old and awesome saying “LOOKS CAN BE DECEPTIVE” … For more information on the topic and to undergo a course to attain the skills contact me, with a DD of Rs 5375/- (Tuition fee ofcourse .. I ain’t teaching you for free … No references would be entertained either … chk chk chk ) …
• a free bird, the flight of which is unperturbed by any expectation, any fear or any expectation … A bird which sees its destination … A bird with a belief … A belief that it will land at its destination one day or the other ….

I want

• to teach my buddies the secret behind my awesome time management and the secret behind my ability to sleep and wake up at will … Have I told you all that I can do with sleeping hours of anything between 0 to 24 hrs a day (that too without coffee, without the fear of some scary thing hiding under my bed … even without a girlfriend ) … Awesome isn’t it??? … (Now don’t come running to me with a hope that I would share this secret with you … Not without that DD of course ) …
• to see a world free from all types of hypocrites and stereotypes … Few awful people I see everywhere I tell you :@ :@
• to hack all the accounts of Mark Zuckenberg …

I have

• a brain full of all types of weird plans and ideas ( most of them destructive … but lucrative, nonetheless) …
• a heart of gold ( thank you thank you … I am very humble … no more claps please )
• a sense of humor people envy me for … (Did I tell you all that I am not a Bond when it comes to humility ?? )

I wish

• I had the power to be able to teleport … Can’t tell you how much I feel like to be at a certain place at times … But this materialistic body and the constraints of gravitational, electrical and magnetic forces constraint my soul from wondering into alien places ….
• I could play around with that tennis ball with same elegance and perfection as the great Fedex does …
• I never change … Seriously I wish so … Can’t let this world to be at so much of a loss …

I hate

• People who are so fond of spreading negativity … These guys are so frustrated with their life that they are always on a try to derail others … grrrrr
• the feeling when you say goodbye to someone and you are not sure when and where you are going to see …
• the sound of the alarm clock … Show me one person in this world who is at ease with this sound… Come on tell me if there is one .. :@ :@ :@

I fear

• getting my account hacked by some stupid muggle …
• a heartbreak … nothing could be worse than this … ( a heartbreak should not be just restricted to a romantic one … there is a whole lot of dimension to it )
• doing something really embarrassing amidst a crowd which holds you in a high position … …

I hear

• voices all around … voices saying that there are dumb people around …
• the tantrums being thrown by my heart and brain .. which, like every loving couple, are in continuous fight with each other …
• the spirit within me … which is continuously propelling me forward … to do what I believe in … to do what I strive for … to do what is right …

I search

• for the right place … and the right time … ( I know you must have started your permutations and combinations )
• for any possible way by which I could bring smile on my loved ones … and for any possible way in which I could inflict sufferings on the ones I hate …. Dosto se Pyaar Kiya … Dushmano se Badla liyaaa … jo bhi kiyaa humne kiyaaaa .. Shaaannn seeee B-)
• for that special message from that special someone which could bring a smile on your face when you need it the most …

I wonder

• how could some people be so so two faced …
• how could people possibly lick their elbow …. :O :O ….
• how could you possibly try to lick yours … Hahahaah … caught ya ..

I regret

• making that one and only mistake which left a regret in my life … grrrr …
• the fact that I don’t have any more regret ( which means I won’t be able to complete these three points )
• mentioning the first point ( in absence of which I could have proclaimed myself Mr. Purrrfffcccttt )

I love

• each and every person that has made my life so wonderful …Love you fellas
• the smell of the Earth when first drop of rain touches its surface ….
• the sound with which the waves strike the beach … so energetic and so calm at the same time … In awe of the power of that moon which directs all the proceedings … precision that could not be matched for …

I always

• wake up early in the morning …
• attend all the classes …
• crack jokes like I just did …

I ache

• when someone approaches me for help, with expectation, and I am not able to lend a helping hand …
• the day when my buddies celebrate the day I was born … my birthday … ouuchhh … it really hurts
• when I think about that doomed day when fate somehow trapped me and led me to watch that shit called “Dronaaa” … yucckkkkkk :@ :@

I usually

• like to sit back and relaxxx ….
• wonder at times how long a tag could possibly stretch to …
• cut down on the tag when I start getting bored … like I am going to do right now … lolzzz .. Here goes rest of the tag …

 

That’s it folks from my side … Anyone wish to take up this version of tag can pick it up from here … Others can take up the full version from Scorpria’s blog … …

P.S. The DD (Demand Draft) should be payable at Mumbai. Thanks

 

 

I haven’t been very proactive of late by any means ,  in the cyber world . This absence was not very intentional though , thanks to the wi-fi router of my hostel … duh … The parties responsible for this will surely be severely dealt with once I return back . In the process , I realized that I can actually live without internet too . Its not like the same harsh a year back , who would get utterly tensed even if the browsing speed flickered by even a bit per second . Anyways I am back now , although unsure for how long .

A dumb tag was waiting for me here in blogosphere , thanks to Avada . As the name  suggests , the tag is meant to calculate your dumbness on a scale of 1 to 100 . Lets see how it works out for me .

How DUMB are you?
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking …….. Nahhhhh …. I am not a chatterbox , neither am I a freak
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking …… well thats a real talent now …. Now I see why is this tag termed “Dumb” …
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door ….. Nah … but I have ran into a wooden door a number of times …. blame electrical department for that , not my self made dumbness .. Like all most of you , my vision is blocked in darkness !!!!
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle …..  well the list of vehicles ranging from a bike ( I jumped a number of time on sight of the traffic police …. … we boys don’t like helmets ) …. , bus ( don’t blame me … govt. doesn’t tend to consider our destinations major enough to make it a stop     ) ….. to a mamooth train( dont cringe now …. I couldn’t waste tickets worth hundreds of bucks trying to follow safety rules …  )
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself ….. that happens every single day
[ ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks …. I am usually on the other side of the equation …. I am a pro at giving people weird looks …
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush….. Nah , I wear spects but that doesn’t mean I am blind …
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow …. WHAT ???? … I mean .. WHAT ???? ….
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times …. Now even the questions are crossing the limits of dumbness ….
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm…. gosh … I didn’t know this … I don’t walk around singing these two songs in my daily routine …
[x] You just tried to sing them….. Yeah I did … lol … caught

So far: 4
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen….. umpteenth number of times …. I have grown up tripping over and over ….
[ ] You have choked on your own spit ….. urrggghhhh … I thought I already mentioned that I am not paranormal …
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it….. I can bet on it … give me any question related with matrix … I will solve it in a blink of the eye ..
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix…..  No comments !!!
[ ] You type only with two fingers…. lol … I am not a handicap …
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire ….. Superman I am ….
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes….. hahahaaa …. seriously !!!!
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling….. I am not much of a food lover … neither am I fat …
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair …. lol…. a number of times … both in study and class

So far: 7
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking …. dude thats not dumbness , thats call meditation … rectify your dictionary …
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about … I don’t have grandchildren … so not a pro story teller I am …
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you …. well here , by people I mean my lecturers !!!
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”…. didn’t get that question … do you wish to ask that “Do I often burp ?? ” … :O
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math … ROFL…LMAO ….
[ ] You have eaten a bug …. yuccckkkk …. I am a pure non vegetarian … but that doesn’t mean I eat anything and everything ….
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important …. important as if ??? … watching TV ??? … or chatting ??? … or taking quizzes on fb ??? please specify your definition of “important”…..
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it … there’s nothing to laugh … It happens with everyone ….
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand …. *blush*
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house….. nope [-(

So far: 11

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t…… *Pass*
[x] You break a lot of things…. thats not dumbness , thats talent … serious talent …. now I seriously doubt the credibility of your dictionary ….
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you….. :-@
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused … Cartoons do that type of thing ….
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before …. They don’t make good chairs nowadays …. Chairs used to be so good in my era !!! lol
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall …. I do your honor … I confess my guilt …
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day…. ummmmm …

Total : 15

God !!! … Why didn’t you sent me to hell heaven before letting me see this day … I am (15/37)*100 = 40.5% dumb …. nahiiii …  :(  :(

I think most of you must have already done this tag … Anyone wishing to do this tag and prove thier perception of them being a smart fellow wrong are most welcome ….

Avada Kedavra tagged me to complete this tag .

Now the ever so charming rules :

• Link the person who tagged you.
• Post the rules on your blog.
• Share the ABCs of you.
• Tag 3 people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
• Let the 3 tagged people know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

So, lets see if I still remember those alphabets …..

A – Available/Single? Single but sadly , not available

B – Best friend? My laptop , brain … Sanchit

C – Cake or Pie? What is the difference ???

D – Drink of choice? Variable . Not stuck into one drink for long … except water for sure

E – Essential item you use every day? Spects … lol … without them everything looks more or less same to me

F – Favourite colour? Belligerant Black !!!

G – Gummy Bears Or Worms? Come again …. Now you will ask me ” Lizards or Cockroaches ” ???? …. for the record , I would prefer a bear without any gum or worm about it .

H – Hometown? Lucknow ….

I – Indulgence? Computers ( yeah I am addicted to web .. so what ?? ) … Harry Potter ( but I can’t fly   ) … Sports … etc etc etc ….

J – January or February? neither of them … I prefer September …. afterall I was born in Sept … isn’t that a pretty good reason to like September ???

K – Kids & their names? Kids of whom ??? please specify …. As for mine , I am not disclosing them … wait till it get published in some celebrity magazine ….

L – Life is incomplete without? oxygen and water …. everyone will agree to this ….

M – Marriage date? I am going to call Panditji and my parents after completing this tag …. After their mutual approval , I will confirm the date …. fair enough !!!

N – Number of siblings? one … my elder sister

O – Oranges or Apples? apples coz “An orange a day won’t keep the doctor away” 

P – Phobias/Fears? hackophobia … fear of being hacked

Q – Quote for today? I am so cool that I cause ice cubes to shiver

R – Reason to smile? Someone told me that it requires less muscular contraction and expansion ….

S – Season? Spring …. Summers are too hot …. Winters are too cold … and Autumn … well Autumn is Autumn …

T – Tag 3 People? yeah I will … why you need to remind that again and again ???

U – Unknown fact about me? I am a muggle … yeah you heard it right … It might come as a surprise to you but indeed , I am a muggle …

V – Vegetable you don’t like? Now this will take few days if I start listing them down …. I mean c’mon If I liked vegetables so much , would I have been wearing spects right now ????

W – Worst habit? Sleeping late and waking up late … very very late …

X – X-rays you’ve had? a number of times …. any minor cramp and my mother is confident that I have got a bone or two punctured fractured

Y – Your favourite food? Chicken Curry  ….

Z – Zodiac sign? Virgo … yeah I am ruled by Mr. Mercury !!!

Done..Done..Done…

And I do remember that I got to tag three people … there was no need to remind that to me again and again …

Here I tag Akshay , Neha and Ambika …. … Enjoy the tag