I haven’t been very proactive of late by any means , in the cyber world . This absence was not very intentional though , thanks to the wi-fi router of my hostel … duh … The parties responsible for this will surely be severely dealt with once I return back . In the process , I realized that I can actually live without internet too . Its not like the same harsh a year back , who would get utterly tensed even if the browsing speed flickered by even a bit per second . Anyways I am back now , although unsure for how long .
A dumb tag was waiting for me here in blogosphere , thanks to Avada 
. As the name suggests , the tag is meant to calculate your dumbness on a scale of 1 to 100 . Lets see how it works out for me .
How DUMB are you?
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking …….. Nahhhhh …. I am not a chatterbox , neither am I a freak 
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking …… well thats a real talent now …. Now I see why is this tag termed “Dumb” …
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door ….. Nah … but I have ran into a wooden door a number of times …. blame electrical department for that , not my self made dumbness .. Like all most of you , my vision is blocked in darkness !!!!
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle ….. well the list of vehicles ranging from a bike ( I jumped a number of time on sight of the traffic police …. … we boys don’t like helmets ) …. , bus ( don’t blame me … govt. doesn’t tend to consider our destinations major enough to make it a stop 
) ….. to a mamooth train( dont cringe now …. I couldn’t waste tickets worth hundreds of bucks trying to follow safety rules … 
)
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself ….. that happens every single day
[ ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks …. I am usually on the other side of the equation …. I am a pro at giving people weird looks …
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush….. Nah , I wear spects but that doesn’t mean I am blind …
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow …. WHAT ???? … I mean .. WHAT ???? ….
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times …. Now even the questions are crossing the limits of dumbness ….
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm…. gosh … I didn’t knew this … I don’t walk around singing these two songs in my daily routine …
[x] You just tried to sing them….. Yeah I did … lol … caught
So far: 4
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen….. nth number of times …. I have grown up tripping over and over ….
[ ] You have choked on your own spit ….. urrggghhhh … I thought I already mentioned that I am not paranormal …
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it….. I can bet on it … give me any question related with matrix … I will solve it in a blink of the eye ..
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix….. No comments !!!
[ ] You type only with two fingers…. lol … I am not a handicap …
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire ….. Superman I am ….
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes….. hahahaaa …. seriously !!!!
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling….. I am not much of a food lover … neither am I fat …
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair …. lol…. a number of times … both in study and class
So far: 7
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking …. dude thats not dumbness , thats call meditation … rectify your dictionary …
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about … I don’t have grandchildren … so not a pro story teller I am …
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you …. well here , by people I mean my lecturers !!!
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”…. didn’t get that question … do you wish to ask that “Do I often burp ?? ” … :O
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math … ROFL…LMAO ….
[ ] You have eaten a bug …. yuccckkkk …. I am a pure non vegetarian … but that doesn’t mean I eat anything and everything ….
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important …. important as if ??? … watching TV ??? … or chatting ??? … or taking quizzes on fb ??? please specify your definition of “important”…..
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it … there’s nothing to laugh … It happens with everyone ….
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand …. *blush*
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house….. nope [-(
So far: 11
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t…… *Pass*
[x] You break a lot of things…. thats not dumbness , thats talent … serious talent …. now I seriously doubt the credibility of your dictionary ….
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you….. :-@
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused … Cartoons do that type of thing ….
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before …. They don’t make good chairs nowadays …. Chairs used to be so good in my era !!! lol
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall …. I do your honor … I confess my guilt …
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day…. ummmmm …
Total : 15
God !!! … Why didn’t you sent me to hell heaven before letting me see this day … I am (15/37)*100 = 40.5% dumb …. nahiiii … :( :(
I think most of you must have already done this tag … Anyone wishing to do this tag and prove thier perception of them being a smart fellow wrong are most welcome ….
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