Well don’t go by the title and take me for one self obsessed brat (that doesn’t mean that I am not one ) … The reason behind this “can” be attributed to this tag which I have picked up from Scorpria. Here I am doing a tag after a pretty long time, so please bear with me.

So here are the rules:

1. Every phrase needs to be completed with three answers about yourself

2. That’s it. Oh…post it an tell a few people, so they’ll know they’re in for some laughs

I am

• an illusionist, who could force you to believe in things you won’t ever believe that you believed in   … Believe me
• a bonafide example and proof of the very old and awesome saying “LOOKS CAN BE DECEPTIVE” … For more information on the topic and to undergo a course to attain the skills contact me, with a DD of Rs 5375/- (Tuition fee ofcourse .. I ain’t teaching you for free … No references would be entertained either … chk chk chk ) …
• a free bird, the flight of which is unperturbed by any expectation, any fear or any expectation … A bird which sees its destination … A bird with a belief … A belief that it will land at its destination one day or the other ….

I want

• to teach my buddies the secret behind my awesome time management and the secret behind my ability to sleep and wake up at will … Have I told you all that I can do with sleeping hours of anything between 0 to 24 hrs a day (that too without coffee, without the fear of some scary thing hiding under my bed … even without a girlfriend ) … Awesome isn’t it??? … (Now don’t come running to me with a hope that I would share this secret with you … Not without that DD of course ) …
• to see a world free from all types of hypocrites and stereotypes … Few awful people I see everywhere I tell you :@ :@
• to hack all the accounts of Mark Zuckenberg …

I have

• a brain full of all types of weird plans and ideas ( most of them destructive … but lucrative, nonetheless) …
• a heart of gold ( thank you thank you … I am very humble … no more claps please )
• a sense of humor people envy me for … (Did I tell you all that I am not a Bond when it comes to humility ?? )

I wish

• I had the power to be able to teleport … Can’t tell you how much I feel like to be at a certain place at times … But this materialistic body and the constraints of gravitational, electrical and magnetic forces constraint my soul from wondering into alien places ….
• I could play around with that tennis ball with same elegance and perfection as the great Fedex does …
• I never change … Seriously I wish so … Can’t let this world to be at so much of a loss …

I hate

• People who are so fond of spreading negativity … These guys are so frustrated with their life that they are always on a try to derail others … grrrrr
• the feeling when you say goodbye to someone and you are not sure when and where you are going to see …
• the sound of the alarm clock … Show me one person in this world who is at ease with this sound… Come on tell me if there is one .. :@ :@ :@

I fear

• getting my account hacked by some stupid muggle …
• a heartbreak … nothing could be worse than this … ( a heartbreak should not be just restricted to a romantic one … there is a whole lot of dimension to it )
• doing something really embarrassing amidst a crowd which holds you in a high position … …

I hear

• voices all around … voices saying that there are dumb people around …
• the tantrums being thrown by my heart and brain .. which, like every loving couple, are in continuous fight with each other …
• the spirit within me … which is continuously propelling me forward … to do what I believe in … to do what I strive for … to do what is right …

I search

• for the right place … and the right time … ( I know you must have started your permutations and combinations )
• for any possible way by which I could bring smile on my loved ones … and for any possible way in which I could inflict sufferings on the ones I hate …. Dosto se Pyaar Kiya … Dushmano se Badla liyaaa … jo bhi kiyaa humne kiyaaaa .. Shaaannn seeee B-)
• for that special message from that special someone which could bring a smile on your face when you need it the most …

I wonder

• how could some people be so so two faced …
• how could people possibly lick their elbow …. :O :O ….
• how could you possibly try to lick yours … Hahahaah … caught ya ..

I regret

• making that one and only mistake which left a regret in my life … grrrr …
• the fact that I don’t have any more regret ( which means I won’t be able to complete these three points )
• mentioning the first point ( in absence of which I could have proclaimed myself Mr. Purrrfffcccttt )

I love

• each and every person that has made my life so wonderful …Love you fellas
• the smell of the Earth when first drop of rain touches its surface ….
• the sound with which the waves strike the beach … so energetic and so calm at the same time … In awe of the power of that moon which directs all the proceedings … precision that could not be matched for …

I always

• wake up early in the morning …
• attend all the classes …
• crack jokes like I just did …

I ache

• when someone approaches me for help, with expectation, and I am not able to lend a helping hand …
• the day when my buddies celebrate the day I was born … my birthday … ouuchhh … it really hurts
• when I think about that doomed day when fate somehow trapped me and led me to watch that shit called “Dronaaa” … yucckkkkkk :@ :@

I usually

• like to sit back and relaxxx ….
• wonder at times how long a tag could possibly stretch to …
• cut down on the tag when I start getting bored … like I am going to do right now … lolzzz .. Here goes rest of the tag …

 

That’s it folks from my side … Anyone wish to take up this version of tag can pick it up from here … Others can take up the full version from Scorpria’s blog … …

P.S. The DD (Demand Draft) should be payable at Mumbai. Thanks

 

 

Took this tag up from Sakhi ….

If  I were a month …. I would be November ….

If I were a day of the week … I would be Friday …

If I were a time of the day … I would be midnight …

If I were a season … I would be Spring …

If I were a planet … I would be Earth …

If I were an animal … I would be a Tiger …

If I were a direction … I would be the East …

if I were a piece of furniture … I would be a Computer Desk …

If I were a liquid … I would be alcohol …

If I were a flower … I would be Black Rose …

If I were a tool … I would be a jackhammer

If I were an element … I would be Oxygen …

If I were a gemstone … I would be Emerald …

If I were a color … I would be Black …

If I were an emotion … I would be ecstasy ….

If I were a sound … I would be Bass …

If I were a car … I would be Mercedes …

If I were a taste … I would be spicy …

If I were a bird … I would be an Eagle …

If I were a cartoon character … I would be Batman ….

That’s it .. Anyone interested can pick up this tag ..

I was tagged by Avada to complete this tag . Thanks to her , I could get something to write about . ( was experiencing something like the “writer’s block” thing everyone talks about ) ……. Not much rambling … getting straight to the point … the TAG …

Ten how’s:

1. How did you get one of your scars? Way back in 1997 …. Was at my grandparents’ place and somehow I decided to do one of those “superman” type of thing …. jumped from the roof … … Thankfully the house was just confined to ground floor …. and here I am proudly sitting …. alive and kicking …. with that proud scar right on my forehead , reminding everyone about that golden and stupid era of mine ….

2. How did you celebrate your last birthday? The day (or should I say , the night )  started with a bang … Birthday bombs they call it … and trust me … they are some “bombs” …. celebrated the day at hostel … took a lot of snaps ( so very like me   ) …. and not to forget the cake and other stuffs …

3. How are you feeling at this moment? Anxious , Ecstatic and canny …. …. Overall , I am feeling awesome right now …

4. How did your night go last night? Gave so many tests and even went to bed worrying about the Mock that was scheduled at 6 in the morning …!!!

5. How did you do in high school? Well I am not much of a boaster … but still … A topper through and through …. Always scored in late 90s …

6. How did you get the shirt you’re wearing? A gift by someone “special” …. now keep guessing

7. How often do you see your best friend(s)? Very frequently … or should I say every day and night …

8. How much money did you spend last month? Won’t answer this one … There are few things money can’t buy …

9. How old do you want to be when you get married? Hahahahahahhahahahah ……

10. How old will you be at your next birthday? twnetyyyy oneee … … just few months to go for the D-Day …

Nine what’s:

1. Your mothers name? Mummaaaaa ….

2. What did you do last weekend? I told you about the summer camp I was attending …. Spent 10 goddamn hours with all those ferocious questions and sheets ,…..

3. What is the most important part of your life? Me , me and myself … Yes I am selfish …. and yes , I am bad at diplomacy …

4. What would you rather be doing? I would rather be studying …. but it won’t take much time …

5. What did you last cry over?

6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Muzzziiiiccccccc ………

7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? Spirit …!!!! ….

8. What are you worried about? Right now there are two things I am worried about …. MBA entrance exams …. and my “single” status ….

9. What did you have for breakfast? The awesome “aloo k paraathe” … For a change , they made it really great in my “messy” mess ..

Eight you’s:

1. Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Yep … many a times … ( Dil to bachcha hai ji )

2. Have you ever had your heartbroken? Yesssssssssssssssss !!!!!!!

3. Have you ever been out of the country? Nah …. I love my India … Yeh mera India …. … Notice the chauvinism within ..

4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Do I look that dumb ??? … Nah Never …. Wait A minute … may be once …. or may be twice … Arey leave it … who cares .. ….

5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Nah …. I am kindaa awesome + lucky in choosing friends …

6. Have you ever had sex on the beach? :O

7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you? Yep …. I did ..

8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day? Many a times …. a pretty good reader you see … and especially when I get my hands around some quality stuff …

Seven who’s:

1. Who was the last person you saw? My room neighbor … the one nick-named “Mogra” … … Now plz don’t ask me the meaning of the same

2. Who was the last person you texted? one of my very good frnd …

3. Who was the last person you hung out with?

4. Who was the last person to call you? Someone from XYZ institute , offering me a free admission to PGDM course ..

5. Who did you last hug? Mama ji …. … The real one I meant ..

6. Who is the last person who texted you? It was not a person … It was a text from TestFunda ….

7. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? Don’t quite remember … Or may be I don’t want to …!!! x-(

Six where’s:

1. Where does your best friend(s) live? In my very own city … Lucknowww ..

2. Where did you last go? To my lovely coaching …

3. Where did you last hang out? India Gate …

4. Where do you go to school? Damn it … I am pursuing my graduation … and am in my final year … School is gone ….

5. Where is your favorite place to be? under the open sky … especially when there are a lot of trees around … 

6. Where did you sleep last night? in my room … obviously …. paid 25k bucks for the same …

Five do’s:

1. Do you think anyone likes you? Think ???? .. I am pretty sure of that … there are many

2. Do you ever wish you were someone else? Hahahah … Do I look that foolish ??? … I already said that I love myself …

3. Do you know the muffin man? Wohooo … You are talking about the Dean of my college na ???

4. Does the future scare you? Nah … I am fine with Dec . 2012 ..

5. Do your parents know about your blog? Yes … they only “know” … they don’t read it .. So I am safe ..

Four why’s:

1. Why are you best friends with your best friend? because they are the one I can bank upon anytime , anywhere .. and I am pretty sure of that …

2. Why did you get into Blogging? I wanted to earn money through adsense … But than , the perspection gradually changed …. Now I blog because I like to .. .. let everyone know what’s cooking /…

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have? Because they knew that a special guy like me needs a special name

4. Why are you doing this survey? Survey ??? OMG OMG OMG … I thought this was a tag … Dhokhhaaaaa … :O

Three if’s:

1. If you could have one super power what would it be? Make me inviisbleeeee … the Hollow Man ..

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? Yep I will …. I would surely change that “one thing” which haunts me every now and then ..

3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing, what would you bring? I would bring a boat with me … Duhh …

Two would-you-ever’s:

1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? Would ??? I had the chance … But a big “NOOOO” …

2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? I think now its getting real bizarre … :O

One last question:

1. Are you happy with your life right now? Yesss Yesss Yesss …. Happyyy Happyyy Happyyy … … Got to reason to be sad …. Am loving everything that’s happening around me …

And time for the tag …. If you are still reading this … and If you own a blog …. then Sir / Mam , you are tagged to do this one … Trust me .. Its really interesting … Though creator went nuts at places , but still worth doing ..

P.S. Pardon for grammatical mistakes …. done this one in a hurry … Now I am off … Sorry for not visiting your blogs … Will do it as soon as I get this “camp” thing done with .. Love you all … Cia …