Somethings never change ….. No matter how hard I try , I find myself unsuccessful in reverting from my old routine ……

going to sleep late at night , or should I say early in the morning ( i.e. 6 in the morning when Sun wakes up or when my mother wakes up , whichever comes first)……coming back from my nightmares (or should I say morningmares) around 2 in the afternoon …… only to come across with the same dialogue daily , on wishing everyone morning ;” It might be morning for you …. But its afternoon for us humans ! “ ……

I am just at the starting line , if not one lap behind , in terms of my syllabus ….. but still I have neglected it for something I got interested in of late , Python …… Don’t worry Don’t worry !!! I have not hidden a 12 feet long reptile under my parent’s nose , I have not got so much of pets to feed him …. When I said Python , I was referring to one of those programming languages called Python ……

Two days back while I was surfing aimlessly …. I came across a tute on “how to become a hacker”…..It said..

This, of course, is the fundamental hacking skill. If you don’t know any computer languages, I recommend starting with Python. It is cleanly designed, well documented, and relatively kind to beginners. Despite being a good first language, it is not just a toy; it is very powerful and flexible and well suited for large projects.

Why not learn something productive inspite of downloading all those videos , softwares and trying to hack into orkut account of others …. Thus I developed a friendship with Python …….Pytthon 2.6 to be more precise……..

Clock is ticking by …. Its not much time until I have to make my way back to college…..With no reservation in hand , I am destined to one more of those trips via Gomti Express , “ Blessing for the students in NCR”……..But no worries …… as they say “Ab to aadat si hai humko aise jeene me”……

If everything goes as per the plan and earth remains all intact by the time I wake up , I am all set to go for a movie tomorrow “Kidnap !!!”……lets see how good it turns out to be ……

Welcome to Cuil—the world’s biggest search engine. The Internet has grown. We think it’s time search did too.

This new web tool cuil is pitched as the world’s latest, largest and swiftest search engine. Cuil was launched on Monday ( 28-7-2008 ) with 120 billion pages or ‘thrice’ the volume of the Google index.

Cuil is expected to search more web pages than Google and 10 times as many as the search engine of Microsoft.
Where Cuil scores over rivals is the way it indexes the web and handle queries by users. Both are costly operations, but Cuil claims to have found a way to slash those costs.

As a business proposition, Cuil is obviously a big bet … No other search engine has come close to entering the public consciousness like this. Of course, Cuil doesn’t have to trounce Google on day one. It took Google quite some time to surpass Alta Vista and Yahoo in the search wars

Yesterday while surfing on net I came across a site which is by far the coolest and funniest site I have ever seen on net ……

It was a lot similar to the world – famous site Wikipedia …. A lot of similarities ….

Here too , you could find information about each and every topic you want to search upon …… but , there is a twist in the tale ….. for instance , I typed “orkut” in the search box and here is what I got …. See for yourself ….

Orkut is a MySpace like website created by the turkish Orkut Büyükkokten (Orcute Baiácten) that means “I have nothing to do” and is designated for being attacked by Brazilian hackers and pedo guys. It’s the easiest way to know gossips about other people. There’s some Indians, Pakistans and Iranians too (see the Axis of Evil), that uses the website to comment cricket matches and terrorism plans.

It’s the same shit stuff as MySpace:
• Profile – Where you lie about yourself, you ain’t a stupid-tibia-playing-geek, you’re actually a cool, 21 year-old model, who just happens to look very similar to Rodrigo Santoro
• Album – Where you can upload the photos of your 5 year-old neighbor consuming drugs, pictures of your house, your school, even the license plate of mommy’s car!
• Settings – This is one of the most important areas, since it’d ONLY HERE that you’re able to…well…nothing really, it’s just there…
• Scrapbook – spams messages that you receive, and they’re all there, for everyone to see! How amazing is that!?
• Messages – The place where users should send personal messages instead that don fit the scrapbook
• Testimonials – The place where the users send personal messages instead of use the message system. Try to tell the Brazilians to do things the way they are supposed to…
• Friends – Your friends list (if you have one…if you don’t, there’s always some lonely fake just waiting to be your friend!)
• Communities – Another way to freely be racial about stuff! express your true opinions!

History

• In the early 15th century, Orkut did not accept new members. Only existing members could invite new members. As the postal services were very slow at that time, it took a long time grow to at least ten members from zero members. With the invention of E-mail, it took a giant leap forward from ten members to eleven members.
• But many users complained that the invite feature made it really difficult to make fake profiles. So, the Orkut team had to start giving “Join now” forms. The forms were made available at various places like your neighbor’s house and the other guy’s office whom you met at the bar. Recently, they put the link for the form on the Orkut home page too, where they will tell you where you can get the form from.

Communities

There are a vast number of communities in Orkut, like who has used your toilet and who has not used your toilet paper. It doesn´t matter, because all the communities has the same games and the same comments, most of them in portuguese.
You get extra points for each community you become a member. Any heavy user has more than 300 communities in their list, regardeless of not have accessed half of them.

Can’t stop laughing …..seriously……There are loads of similar mind boggling stuffs on this cool website called Uncyclopedia …. You will never get bored reading them……And this is how they give a link to Wikipedia on their page :

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Orkut.