Based on a true incident
The first lecture in the morning was of Prof. Subramanyam , one of the most , if not the most boring lecturer in the institute . Whether he used to address the students or keep mumbling to himself was still a big mystery . The 55 minutes of his lecture were nothing less than slow poison . As soon as the attendance part was over , students used to wait for him to turn his back towards the class , and there goes a complete row out of the auditorium .
Raman (name changed), with his friends entered the auditorium , only to find the first two rows occupied the ever so studious girls . The boys knew that occupying the third row would be nothing less than a suicide . So , as a sign of generosity the boys occupied a row somewhere in middle and left the rows in between for others . Few moments later , there came another bunch of students . They appeared to be even more generous . They occupied the very last row , leaving even more room for other students .
But expect the unexpected , the next creature to enter the class was professor himself . It looked like a mass bunk was planned and a few unlucky ones were left uninformed . The professor took the podium and looked at the class .
Prof : The structure of the class looks a bit strange today . Don’t you all think so ?
No one said anything . The professor continued …
Prof : The front row looks to be made up of students following the ideology ” We don’t know anything and we want to learn everything” .
Prof : The last row looks to be made up of students follwoing the ideology ” We know everything and we don’t want to learn anything ” .
Prof : But the part that’s a bit strange for me is the middle row . I can’t make out what kind of students this row is made up of .
Raman , without giving a second thought , replied ” Sir , neither do we know anything , nor are we interested in learning anything . “
Professor was stunned at the reply . The whole class was looking at him . The poor guy was suspended for one month . Once again someone paid a price for being honest . Please hold a silence of 2 minutes for that brave guy . 
“Neither do we know anything , nor are we interested in learning anything”
Anyway 2 minutes for that guy.
Claps for the guy but he should not act like phantom !
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Harsh Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
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He he he poor Raman! If only the prof had a sense of humor. But see the positive point he will not have to attend the boring lectures now
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Harsh Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
every cloud has a silver lining
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areYY yar…itz really bad wid tht guy RAMAN…..
Aur woh bhi true incident
….kaon hai yeah RAMAN…..apne cllg se toh nhi…. 
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Harsh Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
keep guessing …
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Haha, too good…
BTW, the middle row guys are the safest coz the profs have a habit to target the last row students or to teach the first row students…
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Harsh Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
nowadays last row students are safest … its a pre assumption for lecturer that the dudes are here just for the attendance
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suspended for a month? poor guy
but really brave.. hehehehe.. loved his reply 
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Harsh Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
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really suspended?? Well its a harsh punishment, I thought the proff was cool from the way he addressing.
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Harsh Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
all that glitters is not gold
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LOL
thats too harsh! one must take it in their stride!
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Harsh Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
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Aah.. Poor Raman!!
Sach ka saamna is not for everyone!!
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Harsh Reply:
December 9th, 2009 at 11:48 am
poor poor Raman .. indeed !!!
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